Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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