it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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