am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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