You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
oh god the rape fog is back!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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