How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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