he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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