ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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