I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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