For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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