..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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