what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
