so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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