Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
