thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
