i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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