If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
