So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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