shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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