try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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