You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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