But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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