their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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