i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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