Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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