Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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