What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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