Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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