I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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