everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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