Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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