ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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