South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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