Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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