no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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