I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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