Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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