im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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