And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
