When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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