can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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