5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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