I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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