Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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