Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
