Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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