How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Buhtt sex?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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