whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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