I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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