I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I have fence marks all over my body
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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