how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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